Born in Pakistan, raised as a Longhorn. A man of many passions not limited to video games, thai food, and fantasy football.

Aspiring psychologist and humanitarian. Over qualified in sass and following recipes out of cookbooks.

Refers to himself as Kobe when tossing paper into trashcans and Swaggy P when going out. Embraces the Chandler Bing smile.

Philadelphia Eagles fan questioning the existence of life. Guardian of skin care and typically wears Batman underwear everyday.

A man whose face begins at his burly eyebrows of freedom and ends at the tip of his beard of justice. Cucumber. Cool as a cucumber.

Nods in stoic approval of all things that bring happiness. A tall positive human who embraces life by listening to your feelings.

A flustered individual who will always stand up for human rights and cheesy dramas. And then apologize for doing so.